Ladies & Gentlemen, WHAT TIME IS IT?
It’s the 2009 Snappy Watever Blog Awards Results Show…hosting tonight show will be yours truly…moi
Let’s get started with the 1st award tonight which is…
The Depressing Blog, this award is awarded to the blogger which post topics that somehow can turn a happy event into a not so happy event, a lot of “huhu-ing”…like a blue Monday kind of mood…but it depends whether it makes the reader go depress...and the Snappy goes to…Snowland! By LSL:
“act 2day i shud happy, cz my family celebrate my brthday with me...i had so mny years din hv this celebration...but when i feel 2day is my "purple day"...i accept a call...4m my fren..my recent bestfren...he betray me...i hate the feel let fren betray...even it not a serious thg...but it really hurt me...”
“in this cho2, i wake up damn early(10.30am, for me) in the morning, even i morning 6am jz slpt...but i really no mood n feel lack of security 2 sleep... huhu...so cham..”
Next, the Rotten Blog, I think most of the readers is familiar with this award…it’s awarded to the blogger who doesn’t blog since…FOREVER…and the Snappy goes to The Zebra Crossing by VC, her last blog was posted 6 months ago…omg…what happened???!!!
Coming up next…the emotional blog…after this break
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The Emotional Blog, given to the blogger who throws their hair around when they blog…a whole lot of emotion in their blog…happy, angry, sad…anything you can think of is in that blog, and the Snappy goes to Rotten Apple by APP…from the angry post the blogger said “u super duper stupid I hate u” post to the happy sheu Li bday party celebration post…ugh…
Next, The Lyricist Blog…if you’re bored and want to update your music library…visit this blog to find interesting songs with lyrics…so it’s kinda musical… but minus the music, just the lyrics…and the Snappy goes to Zhen’s by TXZ…her blog has the most lyrics…I have to give this to her blog…and I assume the highlighted lyrics relates to the blogger herself?
The Shocking Blog…sometimes when you’re reading a blog, u don’t expect something that the blogger will post…since most blogs that we read is our friends blog, or family…so u kinda know them personally…what they post can be shocking…want to be shock? Dear DAC Jan intake 2006/07 classmates…LOL…the shocking blog and Snappy goes to I Do What I Wanna Do, I’m Livin My Life by IHSW…what I found shocking was a picture of the blogger singing karaoke with her friends…and there’s even a warning sign before the picture…so the pic was kinda shocking…the blogger was high in her song…visit her blog…u will see that highing sing K pic…LOL
The Frustration Blog…according to Ana who hates reading blog…she said that bloggers are frustrated people who let out their frustration on their blog…complain too much, unhappy about something like politics, their boss…our lecturers and even something like my car…LOL…so who is more frustrated?
Find out after this break
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And now…the Snappy for the frustration blog goes to…Snowland by LSL…LOL…she complains too much, about her part time job…cannot reach sales target, her colleagues, damn bad n stuff like that, her assignments…complained about POP weekly assignments, drama assignments, LOL…her breath is longer than mine…wuuuh
Next, The Vacation Blog…goes to the blogger who post pictures and talks about the trip every time after coming back from a vacation on the blog, and a little summary of the vacation…the places is quite interesting, I don’t think I will visit those places anytime soon… coz I don’t like places with beaches…so looking at it is enough already…and the Snappy goes to I Do What I Wanna Do, I’m Livin My Life by IHSW…go girl!
The Most Wanted Secret Blog…oh my…somehow I found out this blog accidently…the owner once told me that she will not post any names because people might google themselves and end up at her blog…so a few asked me to give them her blog’s url, don’t worry, I didn’t give…the owner end up sending out press release to the classmates, so everyone got what they wanted…the Snappy goes to Autumn Leaves In Summer by MWLF…so it’s no longer a secret blog anymore…so did the hits went sky high after revealing ur blog??i hope so…
Next is The Boring Blog…OMG…blogs that make you yawn and bores reader to!@#$%^&* so boring so boring…there’s nothing to say about this blog coz it’s so boring…ugh…I hosted this award thing because I’m bored…and there’s a boring blog in the village…let’s just give away this Snappy…it goes to Bernard’s space by BN…*yawn* pls put a little more effort by blogging something original
After the break…7 more awards!
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Now…the Wangat blog…it means meaningless…blogging something but end up blogging nothing…nothing productive…and the Snappy goes the Bernard’s space by BN…ugh…really wasting time when you read this blog…even the comments he post on other peoples blog is something that is sooo Wangat….sorry that ur blog got this “award”
The SINISTER Blog…this blog goes to the evil blogger who is evil in real life, and evil-ier in her blog…so evil that so many people end up hating her…the winner will be posted on Windows Live Space…I don’t want her evilness here, but I think everyone knows who this will go to.
We will be right back…after this break!
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The Cloudy Blog, hmmm…the blogger who blogs something that is “cloudy”…sometimes not sure what they’re trying to say…and the Snappy goes to Rotten Apple by APP…ok…I don’t understand some of your post…maybe you purposely made it cloudy…so…it’s cloudy Snappy is yours…this cloudy has been going on since the old Space blog…ugh…@@
The Read Again and Again Blog…I just can’t stop reading over and over again this blog…because, there’s pictures of family members I’ve never seen before and in a long time, of family parties that I missed…so I have to read again and again to catch up…and the Snappy goes to my cousin Chinyee the Scorpio by DNCY!!!
And the last three awards…will be given…right after the break!
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The Never Change Before Blog…this blog layout has been used since the very beginning- year 2005…it’s a theme that relates to his favourite tv show- American Idol!!! Light Blue, people cheering in the background and musical notes floating around them…the Snappy goes to nQw’s Idol Lounge by moi…LOL…oh…that’s so nice >.<
Next a last minute award…The Horizon Blog…given to a new blogger, where there’s more interesting post and topics to be read in the future…and the Snappy goes to Joyous Nuts by JOY…he’s a guy, it’s just the initial….errr…someone told me he’s a womanizer too…LOL
Finally…the 3 page award result is coming to an end…
The Over The Top Blog…given to the blogger who likes to exaggerate post with words…like a drama queen…so over the top…I mean Hello….Wateverrrrrrrrr, ugh….overflowing with exaggeration…even the title of the blog is already Over The Top…and Snappy goes to Fra La La La La by the DCSY…LOL…here’s some Over The Top-ness
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“And then...
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“Because...
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LOL…isn’t that a little bit Sharpay-ish? Congrats winners…
Good Night! See you next year!
*applause* *cheers*
P.S. If you think you should win another category, please leave your complain at the “comment” box.