10 Different Names

I tried this application on Facebook, where you enter your name and it generates a name in a different language or country...or culture...so i tried by entering my name n.Q.w. and some of the results was quite funny...and weird ones too...

My names in different language or country:
Brazilian: Ahorexinho (sounds like "A Whore Sings Ho")
Croatian: Jerko (Jerk???!!!)
Polish: Wojciech (???)
Korean: Il Sung (it means sincere but sounds like Eel Sung)
Arabic: Reyhan (it means sweet basil but Reyhan??? not nice)
Burmese: Tun (Tun? Tun Mahathir??? Tun nQw???)
Chinese: Jin (it means gold...Jin..can't use Jin...rhymes with my cousin Gin)
Spanish: Naldo (hellow...i need to live in this town)
Japanese: Piketi (are you kidding? Piketi?! What name is this? Never heard of it before, so i tried another Japanese application); Keiji ( i heard of Kenji and Meiji, but not Keiji!!!)
Malaysia: Rabu (euwww......my Malaysian name is Wednesday?!)

And a bonus:
Flower Name: Ibrahim...(this one is really retarded...i was hoping for a flower name...like Sunflower or Orchid or something like that...what is Ibrahim???!!!) since many call me flower in the class...so i tried the flower name.....grer